Top 10 Reasons Why We LOVE Antique Bottles by Wil Martendale

Top 10 Reasons Why We LOVE Antique Bottles:

10) They never complain, talk back or argue.

9) You only pay for them one time.

8) The older they get, the better they look.

7) They appreciate in value every year.

6) You cannot contract a disease from loving them.

5) They never become jealous of one another, or demand that you "get rid of" all but one.

4) They don't require "romantic sunsets" or "long walks on the beach".

3) They never get drunk, fat or ugly.

2) They never hire an attorney to sue you,

And the number one reason why we love antique bottles:...

1) They will never legally "own" half of each other . . .